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dave, this is a security cam feed from your july fourth party, right?

2 fun youtube bits:
1) i guess i’m not the only one that heard ‘extraordinary nut sack’ at the end of this commercial:

2) david lee roth’s a capella vocals from ‘running with the devil’. if i was ever tracking these vocals i’d cut out 90% of them. shows how square i am.

this is very interesting and quite eye-opening documentary on the rev. moon’s influence on america– which apparently is only growing!

one of his many many children was in my grade in high school.  he was a nice kid but i remember him asking some bizarre questions about female anatomy and reproduction in the locker room in middle school… and this video shows why.  the last time i saw him (Moon’s son) was after he mysteriously left our high school senior year and I bumped into him in a Toys ‘R Us in Tarrytown with what appeared to be his very pregnant wife.  ack.

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(BTW– see around 10:44 in the film for where the title of this post comes from.)

san francisco !<3 naked cowboy

i walk by him every day on my 3:30 coffee walk.  maybe that means my 1.5 block walk to starbucks will take less than 10 minutes today… although I’m sure the tourists will find something else to gawk at.  like, say, MTV 44 1/2.

I heard he drives a Jaguar.

NAKED COWBOY ARRESTED IN SF

This is me testing the iPhone wordpress app. Now I can blog from anywhere! Joy.

In the past week since I’ve waited on line at the AT&T store in Times Square for and successfully received my iPhone 3G, my activities with said iPhone have included but are not limited to the following:

• made bennettz first beatz like this and this with Beatmaker, which is such an cool toy it’ll merit its own post some time
• got bob to make webclip icons for hobo audio and vice stevens, and added them to my home screen
• took some pictures of the Colbert Report set after seeing a taping on Monday (AMAZING).
• while on the walk home, took (blurry) pictures of celebrities like Aaron Eckhardt, Michelle Williams, Morgan Freeman, and the tween-paparazzi outside of the AMC Lincoln Square Theater at the premiere of Batman Returns
• made ringtones for emily, jordan, owen, glen, jon, bob, andy… let me know if you want one of your own (note those linked files are in apple’s ringtone (m4r) format, so you’ll probably have to ctrl-click to download and you’ll probably have to play them in itunes.  it’s worth it.) 
• deleted hundreds of contacts that were auto-imported from my gmail account (basically everyone that i had ever sent an email to from that account).  d’oh.
• tested midomi by humming my best rendition of Oops, I Did It Again and having it being recognized correctly… Midomi is a very, very cool free app that lets you identify songs in a number of ways, from query by humming to holding your iPhone up to the speakers at the bar and having it tell you what song’s currently playing.  If only Al Bundy had it.
• made my girlfriend jealous and resent my love for technology always and forever even more
• made my boss roll his eyes and forbid me from speaking of the iPhone any more